10 things you need to know, before you attempt to interact with me.
Yes I have a manual.

1 -Never ask me, who I am, otherwise I am going to cry
2- Never, no really. never ask my age. it makes me cry even harder.
3- You can bribe me with lots of strawberries.
4- I tend to fall in love with whoever has a sweet cat.
5- Yes I call my cat with a high voice, and talk to it all the time.
6- I dont talk to people being cruel to animals.
7- I do not like porn, related photo's or movies, it has no emotion.
8- Always ask, if you want to ask something about me.
9- If you are a photographer, you will get my fullest attention.
10- If you draw allot, same as above will aplly.

Acctually its more like a 100 things you need to now.
But every human being is complex, so I will not bother you anymore.

Bye.!